Lawn-Mower Chronicles is a humorous look at lawn care. Mowing the lawn sounds easy enough. Those of us with large lawns to mow know better. How we long for the chance to climb up on our mower and mow worry free. Free to finish with all belts still attached. Free to finish with all the blades in tack. And free to finish with all four tires still on the lawn tractor. What about two consecutive times mowing, without any mishaps? Is it even possible? Some of us can only dream.